September162014

Starmetal: Lion-Turtle Assault Transport

Lion-Turtle Assault Transport

Room: 8 people or 1620 lbs / Speed:  60MPH max / Relic 7

Armor: 20 - Tags: HA, BR: -10 /

Built in Weapons: H.A.A.L Cannon / 50 cal. / Gyro Bolter.

Once part of a new generation of Pre-Impact Legged vehicles meant to replace convectional assault transports like the German made 2032 “Blitzkrieg Mark-2”  RAV (rapid assault vehicle), it is now the one of the most valuable relics in the Wasteland.

September102014

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

September92014
nepotism:

you can actually buy this!!! you guys… we’re one step closer to angels.

nepotism:

you can actually buy this!!! you guys… we’re one step closer to angels.

(via alliseeisthewarpandimgoingmad)

7PM

A Guide to Roleplaying Systems

  • Player: Can I do the thing?
  • Mutants and Masterminds: Yes you can do the thing.
  • GURPS: Fill out these forms in triplicate.
  • Dungeons and Dragons: Yes, but it's really not worth it unless you are a Dream Elf with the Godblooded feat and at least five levels in the Thingomancer Prestige class from Complete Thing. Or you could just play a Wizard, they get The Thing as a 3rd level spell.
  • Pathfinder: See Dungeons and Dragons
  • Call of Cthulu: You can do the thing, but you REALLY don't want to.
  • FATE: That depends, can you bullshit the GM into believing that one of your vaguely-worded aspects supports you doing The thing?
  • 7th Sea: Only if the thing is properly dramatic!
  • Shadowrun: Yes, but you'll need a bathtub full of D6s.
  • Paranoia: The thing is treason.
  • Hackmaster: No. You die.
  • World of Darkness: HOPE YOU HAVE SKILLS FOR THAT
  • Exalted: You can do the thing while riding a magical mecha and punching an undead elder god in the face. If you're a solar. If you're anything but a solar, you better have put everything into the thing skill, charms, artifacts, and other thing related things. And then maybe. Mortal? Hope you Exalted!
  • Adeptus Evangelion: Maybe, in you unit, while going insane, if you have the right skill.
  • Dark Heresy: The thing is heresy
  • Black Crusade: The thing is extra heresy, and you love it!
  • Starmetal Wasteland "Alpha" (Mine/Intragalactic-Brain-Bubbles): I have no Idea, I'm making this up as I go.
1PM

A Guide to Roleplaying Systems

  • Player: Can I do the thing?
  • Mutants and Masterminds: Yes you can do the thing.
  • GURPS: Fill out these forms in triplicate.
  • Dungeons and Dragons: Yes, but it's really not worth it unless you are a Dream Elf with the Godblooded feat and at least five levels in the Thingomancer Prestige class from Complete Thing. Or you could just play a Wizard, they get The Thing as a 3rd level spell.
  • Call of Cthulu: You can do the thing, but you REALLY don't want to.
  • FATE: That depends, can you bullshit the GM into believing that one of your vaguely-worded aspects supports you doing The thing?
  • 7th Sea: Only if the thing is properly dramatic!
  • Shadowrun: Yes, but you'll need a bathtub full of D6s.
  • Paranoia: The thing is treason.
  • Hackmaster: No. You die.
  • World of Darkness: HOPE YOU HAVE SKILLS FOR THAT
  • Exalted: You can do the thing while riding a magical mecha and punching an undead elder god in the face. If you're an exalt. If you're a mortal you better have put everything into the thing skill, and then maybe.
September62014

sadness-or-euphoria:

Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here.

Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence mattered…is amazing. And I wish someone could have shown this amazing artist how much he contributed to the world.

I wish the Doctor could show everyone how they mattered, because everybody does matter. In our own small way, we change the world simply by existing.

(via zombie-chaser)

September42014
August292014
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August272014
joannaestep:

Whoops I made a Tragic Shinji to go with my Tragic Kaworu.

joannaestep:

Whoops I made a Tragic Shinji to go with my Tragic Kaworu.

August222014

Spell suggestions

Spell List Suggestions:

Energy Transmutation: Can change energy from one form to another, minus Stella energies. 


Basic Elemental transmutation: Transmutes inorganic matter into more inorganic matter. Requires Energy transmutation.

Flesh Transmutation:  Transmutes living matter into inorganic or living matter. Requires Basic Elemental Transmutation.

Stella Transmutation: You can transmute stella energies and matter to whatever the hell you want. Requires Flesh Transmutation.

Soul Sense: You can see and identify things based on their life force as well as their general stats within + or – 10 of the official stat (+ or – one of the health stats), including yourself. 

Minor soul control: You can convert life force into a new wound pool equal to your max wound pool.  This takes away just as many years from your life span.   Requires Soul Sense and Energy Transmutation.  The marked cannot learn this.

Major Soul Control:  You can make your life force take on a physical shape outside of your body.  It must remain in contact and costs X2 your max wounds in years.  What you can make depends on how many years of life force you give up. Requires Minor Soul Control.

THE FORBIDDEN SPELL:  The official name is The Lich’s Feast.  It is not uttered so people don’t have a clue what the technique is and therefore have a harder time finding/replicating it.  Gamble a number of years in life force equal to what you want to steal, up to your max wounds.  The opponent makes a roll.  They resist, you lose those years. You succeed, add those years to the maximum life span.  Either way, add “Unforgivable” Background minus the background point bonus.  The target must be of the same species.  Can only be cast once a month.  Requires Major soul control.  The Marked cannot learn this. 

Wellspring of Life: You can give X number of years worth of life force to a recipient up to X5 max wounds.  Can only cast once a month.  Requires Minor Soul Control.

Lingering Spirit:  After death, you can sustain your character’s consciousness, intelligence, and memories for X minutes, X being the years you have until your character dies of old age.  It produces Stella radiation.  Halve the time left and double the radiation to allow it to be seen and to talk.  Can cast spells, but reduces the time through life force conversion.  Requires Major Soul Control.

Temporary Ascendance: Requires Lingering Spirit and Stella transmutation.  Sacrifices your character’s body to transmute it into matter and the soul’s ability to be binded to the physical plane after the duration of the spell is up.  Gives off massive amounts of Stella radiation and, if the power is strong enough, creates a level one wyld pocket. Multiply spell damage/range/amount by 10 and get rid of any other costs, but not external side effects.  It lasts 5-10 rounds.  Each spell casted that costs the max wounds or more will spend a round.  Talking is a half action, although there are no limits on what or how much is said.

UNHOLY MAW:  Requires Temporary Ascendance and THE FORBIDDEN SPELL.  Take the Unforgivable Trait minus the background point bonus just for knowing this.  Attempting to cast this spell will cause everything on the continent to have a deep hatred of you on sight/primary sense, although only deities and those with high occult will be able to know what you’ve done to deserve the distrust. You can pretty much convert a person, life energy and all, into life force for your own character.  Can be cast only once every year until successful. Your character is now classified as a literal monster due to the heavy mutations.  Because of this your Attribute maximum is now 120 for two stats of your choice, although two other stats of the GM’s choice are now 80. This is assuming you even get to keep your character.  The GM reserves the right to take it away and make it an NPC at any time he wishes upon the instant of success. The person being sacrificed, even whilst unconscious, makes three rolls to resist (one endurance, one wisdom, and one roll based on the number of years they have left /2).  If they succeed, then you either A) receive 7 injuries based on the roll type + lose half your wounds, B) become Crippled + have 1 wound left, or C) Die and explode, each depending on failing one, two, or three rolls respectively.  You can halve the number of life force years you receive for XP and the number you can max receive is life force of the creature X5.   The only reason this spell doesn’t have the same infamy as THE FORBIDDEN SPELL is because it hasn’t been invented yet.  The target must be of the same species.

5PM
astrakiseki:

steampoweredcupcake:


Welcome to Aunt Valerie
via SailorPtah on DeviantArt
Part of the Family Reunion premise.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME
CARLOS 

SCREAM
BORROWING THIS FOR MOON PALE CECIL OH FUCKING GOOOOOOD

astrakiseki:

steampoweredcupcake:

Welcome to Aunt Valerie

via SailorPtah on DeviantArt

Part of the Family Reunion premise.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME

CARLOS

SCREAM

BORROWING THIS FOR MOON PALE CECIL OH FUCKING GOOOOOOD

(Source: turnitonandhide)

August162014

weaboosie:

fangirlatlarge:

simulatedcity:

evnw:

tofutits:

This is so FUCKING SCARY

what the fuck is going on

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER SAY THIS. NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU ARE RUNNING REBLOG THIS. THIS CRAP NEEDS TO BE KNOWN. NEEDS TO BE SEEN. AND NEEDS TO BE SPREAD.THIS IS HAPPENING IN MY STATE AND IT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. LET IT BE KNOWN. DON’T STOP SPREADING THE NEWS. MAKE EVERYONE SEE THE SHIT THAT IS GOING DOWN. Please. No body else seems to be protecting them anymore. Do what you can.

i would get so fucking crazy i’d probably get shot like this is seriously fucking unacceptable

(via sifronnamasuke)

August132014

So it is now truly Sci-Fiction Dwarf Fortress with better graphics

2PM

scoutregimentkarkat:

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

PLEASE

(via cantankerouscritic)

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