Let’s Read Homestuck Outtakes Reel Vol. 5 






Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

:O I found my perfect desk!

I’m in love with this desk

(via zombie-chaser)


Ferguson, MO and Police Militarization


Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along


Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen, via sifronnamasuke)


Starmetal: Commonwealth Goverment


Legislative: The Council of States

  • Executive: High Councilor (on rotation, 2 year terms)

Judicial: The Commonwealth Court

The Bureaus

Bureau of the Commonwealth Guard
  • The Coast Guard
  • Aerial Reserves
Bureau of the Xeno and Foreign Affairs.
Bureau of the Progress
Bureau of the Magical Affairs
Bureau of the Exploration and Relics (sometime known as the Bureau of Adventures)
Bureau of the Infrastructure
Bureau of the Public Needs and Rigths

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!


bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

(via thedemothesis)


40K: White Sheilds

It is just a weird idea for a video game that would be a cross of Only War and Persona.  You play as a small time commander not only worrying about winning (surviving) your battles but the personal need of your squad and desires of your superiors.


No game tomorrow

Sorry problems


Starmetal: Shotgun Changes

In light of finding out how real shotguns work I have changed how they work in game.

  1. No more “S” tags for shotguns
  2. Added the “VA(—)” tag for weapons that can use different ammo.
  3. Add the Pellet(#) tag. “Pellet (#):  for every degree of success count an extra hit (up to pellet count)”
  4. Add three types of shell ammo
  • Slug Shell (shotgun): / Wt. 1lb (for 11) / +5 accuracy / 1d10 +5 / 7 Scrap / Tag: P(-4) / Availability: common
  • 12 Gauge Shell (Shotgun): / Wt. 1lb (for 11) / -5 accuracy / 1d5  wounds / 5 Scrap / Tag: Pellet (11), P(-1) / Availability: Common
  • 20 Gauge Shell (Shotgun): / Wt. 1lb (for 11) / -10 accuracy / 1d5 + 2  / 10 Scrap / Tag: Pellet (60) / Availability: Common

What do you think?


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Starmetal: Mimic Expeditionary


Race: Mimic

Size: Average

Wounds: 1

Armour (1 or 2)

  1. (Harden Leather): 3 Body, 2 Arms, 2 Legs. 1 Head / Dodge Penalty: 0 / Tag: —
  2. (Bronze Mail): Armor: 4 body / Dodge Penalty: 0 / Tag:  /

Dexterity: 40 / Aim: 40 / Stamina: 25 / Agility: 30 / Charisma: 30 / Wisdom: 30 / Perception: 35 / Intelligence: 40 / Strength: 45

Skills: Athletics 2, Awareness 2, Dodge 3, Melee 2, Small Arms 2, Endurance 1, Stealth 3, Survival 3, Craft (General) 1 , Linguistics (Old Mimic, New Mimic, Human Sign Language ) 3.


  1. Knife: Accuracy: 0 / Damage: 1d5 (R) /Tag: T(2yds)
  2. Mimic Gun: Accuracy: -5 / Damage: 1d10 + 3 R / Range 30yd. (60 underwater) / Fire Rate: S/-/- /  / Load rate: 1 Round  / Jam Rate: +13 / Clip: 1 / Tags:  2n, P(-1)
  3. Mimic Sword: Accuracy: +5 / Damage: 1d10 - 2 (R) /  Tag: P(-1)


  1. Armor
  2. Weapons
  3. Knife
  4. Clams/Fish
  5. bronze shooting spear.

Starmetal: Xeniousíaology, Mageíology, Asteridynology

Xeniousíaology: Study of the Strange/Foreign subsistence

Mageíology: Study of Magic

Asteridynology: Study of the Star’s power

All three are names given to the new field of science surrounding the study of Stella and it related materials.

Science will always seek to understand what it does not understood, especially something as big as Stella.

Even the Commonwealth , with its harsh ban on Stella, understand the importunes of these scientific fields and still allows approved groups to practice them.


Starmetal: Lion-Turtle Assault Transport

Lion-Turtle Assault Transport

Room: 8 people or 1620 lbs / Speed:  60MPH max / Relic 7

Armor: 20 - Tags: HA, BR: -10 /

Built in Weapons: H.A.A.L Cannon / 50 cal. / Gyro Bolter.

Once part of a new generation of Pre-Impact Legged vehicles meant to replace convectional assault transports like the German made 2032 “Blitzkrieg Mark-2”  RAV (rapid assault vehicle), it is now the one of the most valuable relics in the Wasteland.



Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.


Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

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